After almost 10 years, trillions of dollars, almost 50,000 soldiers killed and mission accomplished, Obama announced that Osama Bin Laden is dead. No pictures and he is buried at sea. The government thinks that we are fools. This story is not even remotely believable. After some investigation here is what really happened:

Obama couldn't sleep last night. He was up late reading Wikileaks and he found out that Bin Laden was hiding in a filing cabinet in the White House. Obama called up Donald Trump. Trump flew by helicopter to the White House and he proceeded to kill Bin Laden with his hair whip. When Chris Christie heard about what happened, he hurried to the White House and he ate Osama for dessert. No body, no pictures.

In a prepared statement, Trump said, “I am really honored and I am really proud, that I was able to do something that nobody else could do”. Obama went back to reading Wikileaks to see if he could find out who will win the 2012 presidential election. Christie decided to take a nap to help digest his recent meal and he dreamt about what he would devour next.

All the while, no one was thinking about the biggest threats to global stability: Sovereign Debt and Poverty.
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  1. On May 21st Chris Christie will devour the entire world. It is only then that his insatiable appetite will be filled.

    So it is written, so it is done.

  2. Should'nt the whole world has the right to know if his death is a truth (fact). 1)his body was not shown to the media ?(why), 2)hw can a body be buried in sea (need explanation, the world wants to know) 3)why was a dna not done to confirm the dead body is of osama ,if done why was it not made public. 4)after 10 yrs of searching, it took 40min to kill osama (can any one expalin) 5)It was told to the media, according to islamic rituals the dead body cannot be kept for long ,so osamas body was burried in sea (why was the islamic rituals followed for a terrorist? why so hurry in burying his body,)

  3. Wait to see what Christie eats on 12/21/12!